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What is The Screw?

So what is The Screw? Four guys, Mike, Wes, Brent, and Matt, decided we wanted to create a place for guys to talk about the important things in their lives... beer, sports, women, gambling, poker, movies, and any other kind of guy stuff that may come up. Here's some of what you will find here: In our BEER section, you can join us in our love of beer. We will post at least one new beer review every week. Disagree with one of our reviews or want to give a review of your favorite local beer, you can post your own beer review. We also discuss some of the finer points of beer. You are sure to enjoy our Beer Humor section and Beer Video section as well. In the SPORTS section, we will find feeds of the latest scores for all major sports. You will also find articles with our latest opinions on the latest news in the world of sports. Visit the GUY STUFF section and you will stumble upon two of the most popular sections of The Screw. First we have our Rants section. Here we discuss the latest issues that have us thoroughly pissed off (shopping, strollers, those annoying ads in the corner of our TV's, and more). You will also find our ever expanding How To Guide. Learn how to try to prevent a hangover, open a coconut, unhook a bra with one hand, and more. Is the work day dragging on and on as if it will never end? Visit our GAMES section. There you will find some amusing and entertaining ways to pass the time. We regularly update our DAILY QUICKIE section with humorous pictures, videos, and more. Check back often. Drop by our message FORUMS to discuss our latest rant, beer review, or whatever you feel like talking about with the rest of The Screw community. Lastly, you can visit our STORE to find funny, offensive, and down right rude Tshirts, sweatshirts, and more. We hope you enjoy your visit, and please come back again.


What's new

12/29 -- Visit our latest addition to the site... The Angry Bald Guy's Blog. What has his panties in a bunch lately? Read about it.
12/29 -- Troegs Pale Ale Beer Review
12/09 -- Victory Prima Pils and Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss beer reviews.
12/08 -- How to Make a Stealthy Re-Entry in our How To Guide.
12/07 -- Several new additions in our How To Guide.
12/06 -- Special 3-day only sale in the Screw Store.
12/04 -- New beer reviews for Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and Lancaster Brewing Milk Stout. Visit our BEER section.
11/23 -- New beer review for Troegs HopBack Amber Ale. Check it out in the Beer section.
11/16 -- In anticipation of the imminent return of Jack Bauer to TV, we have launched the Jack section of our store. Go check it out HERE! And we put the entire section on sale! Cheapest prices available.
11/13 -- New beer review for Troegs Mad Elf. A great seasonal beer. Check it out in the beer section.
11/02 -- BIG NEWS!!!

We are extremely excited to announce that The Screw store is officially open. T-shirts, sweatshirts, long sleeve shirts, and more. Check it out here.
11/01 -- New beer review for Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. One of the best beers ever. Check it out in the beer section.
10/10 -- New beer reviews are up in the beer section.
09/30 -- We now have a MySpace page for The Screw. Stop by and visit here.
09/27 -- NFL Week 4 Picks here
09/26 -- Latest Beer Review: Victory Whirlwind Witbier. Check it out in the BEER section
09/20 -- Breaking down the UFC Heavyweight Tournament
09/20 -- Week Three is almost here. Who ya got?
09/16 -- A new rant about "Game Managers" by Mike
09/16 -- Latest Beer Review: Troegs Dreamweaver Wheat. Check it out in the BEER section
09/12 -- Week Two is here. It's gambling time. Mike gives his breakdown of the Week Two Lines
09/10 -- Check out our latest rant. This one contributed by one of our users frustrated over his first week of fantasy football
09/08 -- Five new Man Laws. Check out the first 20 here.
09/06 -- Some quick and random thoughs about the first half of Sunday's action in Week One
09/01 -- NFL Week One is almost upon us and that means one thing... Gambling time. Mike gives his breakdown of the Week One Lines
09-01 -- The Vikings, Packers, Browns, and Steelers previews are up. Check it out Here!
09/01 -- We have released the first 20 of our official Man Laws.
08/31 -- How to open a champagne bottle has been added to the How To Guide.
We are now accepting Beer Reviews from our users. Click here to submit your review.
The site has been updated with a new and improved look!!! We hope you enjoy it.
The first annual The Screw Fantasy Football League is forming. Click Here to learn more and get signed up
The fall of Mort
We weigh in on the Brett Favre Saga.
You didn't listen to our advice on how to prevent a hangover. Now you feel like hell. Well, check out our tips on how to deal with a hangover in our How to section.
Britney was back in the headlines again recently. We want to ask our users, has she gone too insane, or would you still do her, and then oops, do her again? Vote Now
Check out the latest rant in our Guy Stuff section.
Two new games have been added to the site. Dodge Ball and Swimwear Memory are our latest offerings.
New in the Guy Stuff section, The Screw's How To Guide

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The Screw's Man Laws...
(the next 5)

  1. There are only two occasions where it is acceptable for a Man to weigh himself. The first is when he is weighing in for an MMA fight sanctioned by an athletic commission and he is required to make a certain weight. The second is before and after taking what he suspects is going to be a gigantic dump in order to have a reference point for just how gigantic it was when he tells his friends about it.

  2. A Man shall never need to apologize or explain why he never called another Man back.

  3. A Man is not allowed to touch another Man's car radio without first being given permission.

  4. No Man will ever get a massage from another Man.

  5. It has been deemed unlawful for any Man to wear a Speedo. Ever.

Check out the first 20 Man Laws here.